FrostMyChaps.com
frostmychaps.com sells unique t-shirts and bumper stickers. Currently our emphasis is on conservative or anti-Obama items, our shirts, Bumper stickers, buttons and Mugs of protest are perfect for tea party rallies or anytime you want to air your objections to leaping socialism. We also have other non-political items such as automotive or 'gearhead' themed shirts and some unique 'pop' art designs.



The following applies to all orders completed through frostmychaps.com's native checkout procedure, noted by "Add to cart" buttons on this page - Shipping cost is $5.99 for shirts. This is the most you will pay for ANY shipping! The more you order, the less you pay for shipping! STICKERS SHIP FOR FREE!
  



Your satisfaction is guaranteed. If you are not happy with any product shipped directly from frostmychaps.com, I will refund your original payment or otherwise make,things right. Items shipped by our outside suppliers have industry standard refund and return policys.

 
 
 
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Illinois - Land of Leavin' - bumper sticker

Is it time for Illinois taxpayers to pack their bags or can the state be rescued from the public service union / democrat electoral cabal? Can we make the 'Land of Leavin' the Land of Lincoln again?

  • size; approx. 7.75" x 3.75"
  • weatherproof vinyl
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Live Free/Don't Tread - sticker

 
Live Free../Don't Tread.. - bumper sticker

Two great quotes that go great together.

  • size; approx. 10.25" x 2.25"
  • weatherproof vinyl
  • available with magnetic backing.
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I love the 1 percent - shirt

I Love the 1 percent - with tagline

Show the 1% the love they deserve. After all, they create a heck of a lot of jobs. When was the last time you got a job from a poor person? This one is guaranteed to make OWS commie and progressive pinko heads EXPLODE.

Also available on:

  • Bumper Stickers
  • Aprons, Mugs & More

Available in many shirt colors. Art on front.
Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes

  • Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
  • Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts

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I Love the 1%

I love the 1%

Show the 1% the love they deserve. After all, they create a heck of a lot of jobs. This one is guaranteed to make OWS commie and progressive pinko heads EXPLODE.

Also available on:

  • Bumper stickers, Buttons
  • Mugs, Caps & more

Available on a variety of Men's & Women's garments in a full range of sizes

  • Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
  • Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
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Dispose w Dem symbol

Dispose of Socialism w/Dem Logo

Available with green, black and white charactors to look good against dark and light colors

Also available on:

  • Buttons, Stickers, Caps & Bags
  • Playing cards, notebooks, plates, placemats & more

Available on a variety of Men's & Women's garments in a full range of sizes

  • Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
  • Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
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Conservative Foot Soldier - shirt

Conservative Foot Soldier

Identify yourself as an active member of the conservative movement. Customize by adding your group name or any text. Looks good on gray, brown and red shirts. Text is intended to be subtle, but also looks great on white.

Also available on:

  • Buttons, Caps & Bags

Available in many shirt colors. Art on front.
Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes

  • Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
  • Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
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  Bury Obama - shirt

Bury Obama

Bury Socialism!
There is remedial Constitution restoration work ahead. The first step is relegate the Obama administration and it's leaping socialism to the ash heap of history.

Also available on:

  • Mugs & Aprons
  • Bags, Caps & More

Available in many shirt colors. Art on front.
Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes

  • Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
  • Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
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Distressed Obama Logo - sticker

Distressed Obama Logo - bumper sticker

  • size; approx. 5.5" x 4.25"
  • weatherproof vinyl
  • available with magnetic backing.
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Leaking Obama - shirt

Obama Fail / Leaking Obama - shirt

The blue skies are draining from Obama's lovely logo

Available in many shirt colors. Art on front.

Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes

  • Men's and Women's short sleeved shirts
  • Sweatshirts & 'Hoodies'
  • Keychains, Mugs, Caps, Aprons
  • Buttons, Stickers
  • magnets & Postcards
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Head in sand

Stick Head in Sand or Fight Socialism
- bumper sticker

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Fight Socialism - shirt

Fight Socialism

Stick head in sand or fight socialism.
Vote for your favorite option.
Parody of Ad Council ad that originally promoted the religion of global warming.

Also available on:

  • Mugs

Available in many shirt colors. Art on front.
Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes

  • Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
  • Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
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Public Service Unions NO - shirt

Public Service Union NO, full color shirt

A parody of the well known union graphic, this simple logo says it all. If you are like us you don't mind just saying 'no' to public service unions in general. Collective bargaining for public workers is just plain wrong.

Available in many shirt colors. Art on front.

Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes

  • Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
  • Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
  • Buttons & Keychains
  • Caps & Mugs
  • Stickers
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I Stand with the Taxpayers! - sticker

PUBLIC SERVICE UNION NO, I Stand with the Taxpayers! - bumper sticker

Say no to the demands of public service unions

Show your dis-pleasure with public service workers, their unions, and their out of control wages, pensions and benefits. Let them know you are committed to exposing and dismantling the corrupt self perpetuating cabal between the unions and the liberal "progressive" politicians. Public service unions - It's all about the money, and how much they can get from us.

  • size; approx. 11.25" 2.75"
  • weatherproof vinyl
  • available with magnetic backing.
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Public Service Unions NO - shirt

Public Service Union NO - with tagline

Public service workers, their unions, out of control wages, pensions and benefits...let them know you are committed to exposing and dismantling the corrupt self perpetuating cabal between the unions and the liberal "progressive" politicians. Collective bargaining for public workers is just plain wrong.

Available in many shirt colors. Art on front.

Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes

  • Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
  • Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
  • Mugs
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  What Comes After Trillion?

What Comes After Trillion?

Also available on:

  • Buttons, Caps & More

Available in a variety of colors. Art on front.
Available on many garments in a full range of sizes

  • Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
  • Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
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After Trillion Sticker

What comes after trillion? - bumper sticker

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Work Harder to feed my kids - shirt

Please Work Harder to Feed My Kids

This plea says it all about government handouts.

Looks best on a black shirt. Art on front.

Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes

  • Men's and Women's short sleeved shirts
  • Sweatshirts & 'Hoodies'
  • Stickers, Mugs
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Please Work Harder to Feed My Kids - sticker

Please Work Harder to Feed My Kids
- bumper sticker

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On a Clear Day... - sticker

On a Clear Day... - bumper sticker

  • size; approx. 7.75" x 2.75"
  • weatherproof vinyl
  • available with magnetic backing.
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On a Clear Day... - sticker

Canada tested, Castro Approved
- bumper sticker

Available in Scrubs Blue or Scrubs Green

  • size; approx. 11.4" x 3"
  • weatherproof vinyl
  • Specify color in order cart
  • available with magnetic backing.
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On a Clear Day... - sticker

Repeal the bill - bumper sticker

  • size; approx. 11.5" x 2.5"
  • weatherproof vinyl
  • available with magnetic backing.
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Obamacare is Shovel Ready Sticker

Obamacare is Shovel Ready - bumper sticker

  • size; approx. 7.5" x 3.75"
  • weatherproof vinyl
  • available with magnetic backing.
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Derail Public Service Gravytrain - shirt

Derail the Public Service Union Gravytrain - shirt

Show support for right to work laws, fair and comparable wages, and commitment to exposing the corrupt relationship and inherent conflicts of interest surrounding public service unions and the politicians they elect. They are robbing the taxpayers.

Many public sector workers are riding the backs of taxpayers to an overly generous retirement. FYI for the teachers; It's never about the kids, that's a Trojan horse for higher wages. Give us more money and we'll teach your kids better?! Wrong...it's just plain - 'give us more money' It's time the so-called good "conservative" teachers stop blaming their unions and get introspective before you get steamrolled when your beloved 'system' is dismantled. Ooops, it might be too late.

Available in many shirt colors. Art on front.

Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes

  • Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
  • Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
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Honk if I'm Paying YOUR Pension - sticker

HONK if I'm Paying YOUR Pension - bumper sticker

Let public service union workers know who's back they're riding on.
Works just as well for private sector unions, in a way.

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Union NO (ver. 2)- sticker

Union NO (ver. 2) - bumper sticker

  • size; approx. 5.5" x 4.25"
  • weatherproof vinyl
  • available with magnetic backing.
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Union NO (ver. 3)- sticker

Union NO (ver. 3) - bumper sticker

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Union NO - sticker

Union NO - bumper sticker

What kind of a moron prices his labor out of the market? That's right! Liberal morons and labor union (leader) morons

  • size; approx. 11.3" x 3"
  • weatherproof vinyl
  • available with magnetic backing.
  • For an extra $80 we'll come to your house and change one light bulb
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Gadsden - shirt

Modern Gadsden - Shirt

Our contemporary interpretation of the Gadsden flag artwork.
Don't Tread On Me!

Yellow shirt with black art. Art on front.

Available in adult sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

  • Genuine silk-screened artwork
  • 6 - ounce 100% cotton high quality T-Shirt
  • Shoulder to shoulder taping
  • Coverseamed neck
  • Double-needle stitched sleeves & hem
sizes; S, M, L, XL: $16.99 + shipping [Add to Cart]
sizes; 2XL, 3XL: $17.99 + shipping [Add to Cart]
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Modern Gadsden - sticker

Modern Gadsden - bumper sticker 1


Don't Tread On Me!

Small - Approx. 3.5" x 3.5": 2 for $3.00 (Shipping incl.) [Add to Cart]
Medium - Approx. 3.8" x 3.8": $2.50 (Shipping included) [Add to Cart]
Large - Approx. 5.7" x 5.7": $3.75 (Shipping included) [Add to Cart]
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Obama is a Marxist - sticker

Obama is a Marxist - bumper sticker 1

Small - Approx. 2.25" x 3.5": $3.00 (Shipping included) [Add to Cart]
Medium - Approx. 3.5" x 4.5": $3.75 (Shipping included) [Add to Cart]
Large - Approx. 4.5" x 7.5": $5.00 (Shipping included) [Add to Cart]
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Clip - shirt

Obama is a Marxist - full color

Available in many shirt colors. Art on front.

Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes

  • Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
  • Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
  • Buttons
  • caps
  • Aprons
  • Mugs
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Clip - shirt

My Favorite Marxist - full color shirt

Parody of semi-popular 1960's TV series My Favorite Martian. We think this shirt still works on so many levels even if you're too young to remember the show

Available on many shirt colors. Art on front.

Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes

  • Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
  • Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
  • Aprons
  • Mugs
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My Favorite Marxist ver.2 - sticker

My Favorite Marxist - bumper sticker

Who's your favorite Marxist? It should be Barack Hussein Obama. As seen on TV...over and over and over again

Small - Approx. 2.5" x 4.2": $3.50 (Shipping included) [Add to Cart]
Medium - Approx. 3.25" x 5.5": $4.50 (Shipping included) [Add to Cart]
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Please Dispose of Socialism Properly - shirt

Please Dispose of Socialism Properly.

White only. Art on front.

Available in adult sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

  • Genuine silk-screened artwork
  • 6 - ounce 100% cotton high quality T-Shirt
  • Shoulder to shoulder taping
  • Coverseamed neck
  • Double-needle stitched sleeves & hem
sizes; S, M, L, XL: $16.99 + shipping [Add to Cart]
sizes; 2XL, 3XL: $17.99 + shipping [Add to Cart]
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dispose properly - sticker

Dispose of Socialism Properly - bumper sticker 1

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Please dispose of socialism Properly - sticker 2

Dispose of Socialism Properly - bumper sticker 2

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Dispose of Obama (simple icon) - shirt

Dispose of Obama (Logo Only)- shirt

Wear this t-shirt until the Obama administration is relegated to the trash heap of history. Wear this t-shirt after January 2012 to show you helped put it there.

Available in many shirt colors. Art on front.

Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes

  • Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
  • Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
  • Stickers & postcards
  • Buttons & Keychains
  • Mugs
  • Caps & aprons
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Our Shovels are Ready - sticker

Freedom Restoration Zone - bumper sticker

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Pesky Const sweating Obama logo - sticker

Pesky Constitution w/sweating Obama logo
- bumper sticker

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getting there is half the fun - sticker

...getting there is half the fun! - bumper sticker

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Clip - shirt

Clip

This image of a Ubiquitious die cut item is open to any interpretation. Flat stuff is way cool.

Black only. Art on front.

Available in adult sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

  • Genuine silk-screened artwork
  • 6 - ounce 100% cotton high quality T-Shirt
  • Shoulder to shoulder taping
  • Coverseamed neck
  • Double-needle stitched sleeves & hem
sizes; S, M, L, XL: $16.99 + shipping [Add to Cart]
sizes; 2XL, 3XL: $17.99 + shipping [Add to Cart]
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'45' - shirt

'45'

Black only. Art on front.

Available in adult sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

  • Genuine silk-screened artwork
  • 6 - ounce 100% cotton high quality T-Shirt
  • Shoulder to shoulder taping
  • Coverseamed neck
  • Double-needle stitched sleeves & hem
sizes; S, M, L, XL: $16.99 + shipping [Add to Cart]
sizes; 2XL, 3XL: $17.99 + shipping [Add to Cart]
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MysteryDisc - shirt

Mystery disk 1

Available on 15+ shirt colors. Art on front.

Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes

  • Mens, Womens & Children short sleeved shirts
  • Many light and dark colors to choose from
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MEAT - shirt

MEAT

Think of it as a subtle anti - PETA shirt. MEAT, You KNOW it's Good!

Also available on:

  • Mugs, Aprons, Buttons and Mouse pads

Available in many shirt colors. Art on front.
Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes

  • Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
  • Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
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Bacon Makes It Better - shirt

Bacon Makes It Better

The power of bacon cannot be denied.

Also available on:

  • Buttons, Neckties & Mugs

Available in many shirt colors. Art on front.
Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes

  • Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
  • Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
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ICE - It's REALLY cold

ICE - It's really COLD!

ICE - It's really COLD! Pick some up today! Everybody loves ice. It's the no calorie treat that keeps things cool. For the kids, consider crushed ice.

Also available on:

  • Mugs, Aprons & Bags

Available in a range of shirt colors, but why not stick with white? Art on front.
Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes

  • Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
  • Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
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Stop the Genocide - shirt

Stop the Genocide

Available on 12 shirt colors. Art on front.

Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes

  • Mens, Womens & Children short & long sleeved shirts
  • Hoodies and sweatshirts
  • Aprons, Mugs, etc.
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Generic Protest - shirt

Generic Protest - Shirt

Whatever it is....just be against it.Confound admirers and antagonists alike with this one protest fits all issues shirt.

Available in any color as long as it's white.Art on front.
Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes

  • Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
  • Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
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Dare to... - shirt

Dare to ...

Spoof nonsensical conglomerate of call to action words used by cause-niks. Looks like you care at first glance. Dare to wear this shirt!

Available on 14 shirt colors. Art on front.

Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes

  • Mens, Womens & Children short & long sleeved shirts
  • sweatshirts & Hoodies
  • Mugs & Aprons
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Not a Suspect - sticker

Not a Suspect - bumper sticker

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I still Break Dance...- sticker

I still Break Dance... - bumper sticker

Are you sure you don't mean Micheal?

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Missouri loves company

Missouri Loves Company

We proposed this to the Missouri tourism board when they were looking for a new slogan. They rejected it. We're still trying to figure out why.

Also available on:

  • Caps & Mugs
  • Buttons, Keychains & Magnets

Available in a range of shirt colors. Art on front.
Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes

  • Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
  • Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
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Mail cash - shirt

Mail cash.

This is an updated version of 'Run with Scissors'. The basic message; Throw caution to the wind.

Black only. Art on front.

Available in adult sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

  • Genuine silk-screened artwork
  • 6 - ounce 100% cotton high quality T-Shirt
  • Shoulder to shoulder taping
  • Coverseamed neck
  • Double-needle stitched sleeves & hem
sizes; S, M, L, XL: $16.99 + shipping [Add to Cart]
sizes; 2XL, 3XL: $17.99 + shipping [Add to Cart]
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Ultimate Carb

Ultimate Carb

A montage of all our carburetor flat stuff.
Flat stuff is way cool!

Also available on:

  • Other items coming soon

Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes

Designed to look best on black or dark colors

  • Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
  • Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
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QJET - shirt

QJet

Flat stuff is way cool, especially if it's pre-multi port fuel injected flat stuff.

Black only. Art on front.

Available in adult sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

  • Genuine silk-screened artwork
  • 6 - ounce 100% cotton high quality T-Shirt
  • Shoulder to shoulder taping
  • Coverseamed neck
  • Double-needle stitched sleeves & hem
sizes; S, M, L, XL: $16.99 + shipping [Add to Cart]
sizes; 2XL, 3XL: $17.99 + shipping [Add to Cart]
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Dual Quads

Dual Quads

Another fine Carburetor Shirt.
Flat stuff is awesome!
Basic early 60's GM Dual Quad option as seen on early Riviera's etc.

Available in many shirt colors. Art on front.
Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes

  • Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
  • Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
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Tri-Power

Tri-Power

Another fine Carburetor Shirt.
Triple the carbs, triple the fun. Typical triple carb setup modeled after Pontiac's Tri-Power setup
Flat stuff is way cool.

Also available on:

  • Mugs & Aprons

Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes

Designed to look best on black or dark colors
  • Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
  • Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
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4 bbl

4 bbl

Oh Sweet! It's another one of those carb gasket shirts! This one is based on a Ford product. We strongly suggest you stick with Black apparel, it was designed with that in mind. However if you find other colors to your liking, go for it.

Available in many shirt colors. Art on front.
Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes

  • Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
  • Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
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Dual Quads II

Dual Quads II

Flat stuff is awesome!
Another fine Carburetor Shirt.
Dual quad base pattern modeled on rare early Corvette dual quad setup

Available in many shirt colors. Art on front.
Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes

  • Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
  • Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
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Six-Pack

Six-Pack

Triple carburetion setup inspired by Mopar 'Six-Pack' configuration.
Flat stuff is way cool.

This shirt was designed to look best in Black or maybe a dark gray. You may find they work well with other dark colors too so we've left that option open.

Available in many shirt colors. Art on front.
Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes

  • Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
  • Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
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Dual Quads III

Dual Quads III

This design is represents a common dual quad setup Best on dark shirts. Designed to look best on black you may find other colors will work for you.

Available in many shirt colors. Art on front.
Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes

  • Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
  • Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
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THM400 - shirt

THM400

If you know what this is (and even if you don't) you're in the right place. Now, if I could only find that check ball I dropped on the floor.

Black only. Art on front.

Available in adult sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

  • Genuine silk-screened artwork
  • 6 - ounce 100% cotton high quality T-Shirt
  • Shoulder to shoulder taping
  • Coverseamed neck
  • Double-needle stitched sleeves & hem
sizes; S, M, L, XL: $16.99 + shipping [Add to Cart]
sizes; 2XL, 3XL: $17.99 + shipping [Add to Cart]
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57 Chevy

'57 Chevy

Also available on:

  • Mugs

Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes

Designed to look best on black or dark colors
  • Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
  • Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
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67 Mustang

67 Mustang

This is a unique, stylized shot of 67 Mustang. Designed to look best on Black, it may also look good on other dark colors.

Also available on:

  • Mugs and Keychains

Available in many shirt colors. Art on front.
Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes

  • Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
  • Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
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71 Chevelle

71 Chevelle

Designed to look best on black apparel. Also looks pretty good on a dark blue.

Also available on:

  • Mugs

Available in many shirt colors. Art on front.
Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes

  • Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
  • Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
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69 Pontiac 1

'69 Pontiac 1

This is a unique, stylized shot of the hood of a '69 Pontiac. Designed to look best on Black, it may also look good on other dark colors.

Also available on:

  • Mugs and Keychains

Available in many shirt colors. Art on front.
Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes

  • Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
  • Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
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70 Cuda - shirt

Barracuda

Black only. Art on front.

Available in adult sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

  • Genuine 2- color silk-screened artwork
  • 6 - ounce 100% cotton high quality T-Shirt
  • Shoulder to shoulder taping
  • Coverseamed neck
  • Double-needle stitched sleeves & hem
sizes; S, M, L, XL: $18.99 + shipping [Add to Cart]
sizes; 2XL, 3XL: $20.99 + shipping [Add to Cart]
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Sharia Compliant - shirt

Sharia Compliant clothing

Sharia and Jihad go hand in hand, and from Jihad we have Islamic terrorism. These darkly humorous garments will have your Islamic friends....or... people you think are your Islamic friends, rolling on the floor with laughter. Infidels will love it too! Don't be Dhimmi...order one today!

Also available on:

  • Caps

Available in many shirt colors. Art on front.
Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes

  • Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
  • Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
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Sharia Compliant Vehicle - sticker

Sharia Compliant Vehicle - bumper sticker

Great for wall street executives, employees of Caribou Coffee......

  • size; approx. 11.3" x 2.1"
  • weatherproof vinyl
  • available with magnetic backing.
$2.99 (Shipping included) [Add to Cart]
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Infidel

Infidel

Also available on:

  • Buttons, Caps & Mugs

Available in many shirt colors. Art on front.
Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes

  • Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
  • Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
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Down Down USA - shirt

Down, Down, USA!

Now you're getting nasty.

Twisted, disturbing, funny and wrong, all at the same time. This is a shirt for adults who can deftly disarm the inevitable critic with a succinct response that will reassure them of your good intent. Barring that, have a back-up Plan. You might want to practice making that warbling yelling sound those backward buffoons always make. Are you up to the task?

Black only. Art on front.

Available in adult sizes M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

  • Genuine silk-screened artwork
  • 6 - ounce 100% cotton high quality T-Shirt
  • Shoulder to shoulder taping
  • Coverseamed neck
  • Double-needle stitched sleeves & hem
sizes; M, L, XL: $16.99 + shipping [Add to Cart]
sizes; 2XL, 3XL: $17.99 + shipping [Add to Cart]
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Shiite Happens - shirt

Shiite Happens

What can you do? Try to keep a Sunni disposition
Who said anything about Allah!?

Available in many colors. Art on front.

Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes

  • Men's and Women's short sleeved shirts
  • Sweatshirts & 'Hoodies'
  • Buttons, Stickers
  • Mugs & Caps,
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Shovel Ready 2012 - shirt

Shovel Ready

Our Shovels are Ready for election 2012

Also available on:

  • Bumper stickers, buttons,Mugs
  • Aprons, caps, bags & more

Available in many shirt colors. Art on front.
Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes

  • Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
  • Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
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Liberty Restoration w/text - shirt

Liberty Restoration Zone

Bury Socialism!
There is remedial Constitution restoration work ahead. The first step is relegate the Obama administration and it's leaping socialism to the ash heap of history.

Also available on:

  • Mugs & Aprons
  • Bags, Buttons, Caps & More

Available in many shirt colors. Art on front.
Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes

  • Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
  • Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
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Election 2012 - products

Election 2012

Gear up for election 2012 The design shown is just the tip of the iceberg, there are many other election 2012 designs available. Just click the "Browse this product..." link below.

Available in many shirt colors. Art on front.

Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes.

  • Men's and Women's short sleeved shirts
  • Buttons, Stickers
  • Sweatshirts & 'Hoodies'
  • Keychains, Mugs, Caps, Aprons
  • magnets & Postcards
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Blagojevich

Blagojevich "GUILTY" Shirt

White only. Art on front.

Available in adult sizes

  • Genuine silk-screened artwork
  • 6 - ounce 100% cotton high quality T-Shirt
  • Shoulder to shoulder taping
  • Coverseamed neck
  • Double-needle stitched sleeves & hem
To order click this link to contact The Chicago Tea Party, Write "Blago shirt" in the subject line and indicate your interest in purchasing a shirt and your size in the message body CHICAGO TEA PARTY - Blago Shirt
 
 
 
Whatever you want on a sticker

Absolutely whatever you want printed on as few as 6 bumper stickers!

Send verbage and we can make you 6 or more bumper stickers with whatever message you'd like. Just write your message in the 'Special Instructions field on the 'Shopping Cart' page and leave a contact e-mail address.

Text only, no graphics, all stickers will be identical/one message per order. (exceptions; if you've already placed a custom sticker order with us we can print multiple messages in one order.)

Depending on the length of the message the size of each sticker will be roughly one of the following;7.5"x3.5", 11"x3", 11"x2.5", 8.5"x2"

  • Full color can be specified at no extra charge
  • weatherproof vinyl
$30.00 for 6 stickers ($5.00/pc) (Shipping included) [Add to Cart]
$35.00 for 12 stickers ($2.92/pc) (Shipping included) [Add to Cart]
$38.00 for 18 stickers ($2.12/pc) (Shipping included) [Add to Cart]
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Magnetic Mount Image

MAGNETIC backing for any sticker

Please Note - Stickers are sold separately. It's easiest to put the stickers in your shopping cart first and then add the magnetic backing.
Your choice of sticker(s) will be equipped with a magnetic backing This allows quick and easy removal, repositioning or application to another vehicle. Simply click the "Add Magnetic feature..." link below to add it to your cart Then follow the instructions to specify the quantity and which stickers in your order you would like with the magnetic backing.

This backing is similar in thickness to the removable signage for commercial vehicles, not that wimpy thin stuff. It is thin enough to look as though the sticker is permanent and flush mounted but thick enough to hold at speeds well over the legal limit.

  • any size
  • weatherproof strong magnetic backing
$3.00 per sticker (Shipping included) [Add Magnetic feature
to one or more stickers]
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Discounts for quantity orders
Contact hugecarbonfootprint@frostmychaps.com for discount pricing on orders of 20 or more of the same item. This applies to items with an "Add to Cart" button on this site. frostmychaps zazzle store (zazzle.com/frostmychapstshirts) has it's own bulk discount policy.

 
 

Your satisfaction is guaranteed.
If within 39 days, 4hrs, 16 minutes and 32 seconds of placing your order and upon recieving the merchandise you are not satisfied, just e-mail hugecarbonfootprint@frostmychaps.com with an explanation of the problem, AND, include a description of the merchandise you are returning. frostmychaps.com will e-mail you with the super super secret return address. You will recieve a full refund of your original payment or other corrective measures will be taken to ensure your satisfaction. This goes for all items that are not drop-shipped directly from print fullfillment centers like zazzle.com, in which case you can contact us and we will advise you what to do, or you can go ahead and follow the return procedures from the supplier that shipped the merchandise, however we would love to know if you have a problem with any merchandise so if need be we can influence your interaction with our supplier and maintain a high level of customer satisfaction.


WHAT WE DO - Quality t-shirts and bumper stickers with a variety of themes. Currently specializing in 'conservativewear' or 'conservativeware' - Perfect for tea party events or any time you want to display your patriotism or love for the Constitution and capitalism We have anti-Obama anti-liberalism anti-statist items to help you fight socialism or Marxism from your own 'backyard'. We've designed the first and only My Favorite Marxist shirt as well as a very nice modern Gadsden -Don't tread on me shirt. We also feature other themed items like t-shirts for the automotive enthusiast or 'Gearhead'. We also have many items that have broad appeal and are bereft of any controversy and some with obtuse humor or 'Pop Art'.

Our products can be humorous, thought provoking, confusing, inappropriate, ambiguous, shocking, ironic, silly, profound, facetious, politically incorrect and some may take a certain level of fortitude to display in public.
Due to logistical and legal problems with accepting small game, domestic livestock, Cuban cigars, human organs and exotic gelatin desserts, we no longer barter in exchange for our products. Instead, we accept PayPal, Mastercard, Visa, Discover and American Express.

WHAT WE DON'T DO - Bad design, scatological humor, drop shadows, unintelligible or illegible text, sexual innuendo or anything that could be considered 'blue',(ofcourse this rule does not apply if you choose "Absolutely whatever you want printed on as few as 6 bumper stickers!") and, you can rest assured the print vendors we use are 100% UNION FREE for the items shipped directly from this site. I can't speak for the print on demand affiliates we use like Zazzle.com and printfection.com. Having said that, we reserve the right to offend any and all people at our sole discretion, as, last we checked it was still legal.

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