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frostmychaps.com sells unique t-shirts and bumper stickers. Currently our emphasis is on
conservative or anti-Obama items, our shirts of protest are perfect for tea party rallies or anytime you want to air your
objections to leaping socialism. We also have other non-political items such as automotive or 'gearhead' themed shirts
and some unique 'pop' art designs.
See more personalized gifts from Zazzle. The following applies to all orders completed through frostmychaps.com's native checkout procedure, noted by "Add to cart" link/button directly on this page - Shipping cost is $5.99 for shirts. This is the most you will pay for ANY shipping! The more you order, the less you pay for shipping! STICKERS SHIP FOR FREE!
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Obama Fail / Leaking Obama - shirtThe blue skies are draining from Obama's lovely logo Available in many shirt colors. Art on front. Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes
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Election 2012Gear up for election 2012 The design shown is just the tip of the iceberg, there are many other election 2012 designs available. Just click the "Browse this product..." link below. Available in many shirt colors. Art on front. Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes.
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Public Service Unions NO - full color shirtA parody of the well known union graphic, this simple logo says it all. If you are like us you don't mind just saying 'no' to public service unions in general. Collective bargaining for public workers is just plain wrong. Available in many shirt colors. Art on front. Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes
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Public Service Unions NO - full color shirtPublic service workers, their unions, out of control wages, pensions and benefits...let them know you are committed to exposing and dismantling the corrupt self perpetuating cabal between the unions and the liberal "progressive" politicians. Collective bargaining for public workers is just plain wrong. Available in many shirt colors. Art on front. Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes
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PUBLIC SERVICE UNION NO,I Stand with the Taxpayers! - bumper stickerSay no to the demands of public service unions
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I Stand with Gov. Scott Walker - shirtWouldn't it be nice if you could vote for politicians that will raise your salary and benefits
just like public service union workers do? Available in many shirt colors. Art on front. Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes
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Derail the Public Service Union Gravytrain - shirtShow support for right to work laws, fair and comparable wages,
and commitment to exposing the corrupt relationship and inherent conflicts of
interest surrounding public service unions and the politicians they elect.
They are robbing the taxpayers.
Available in many shirt colors. Art on front. Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes
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HONK if I'm Paying YOUR Pension - bumper stickerLet public service union workers know who's back they're riding on.
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Union NO - bumper stickerWhat kind of a moron prices his labor out of the market? That's right! Liberal morons and labor union (leader) morons
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Union NO (ver. 2) - bumper sticker
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Union NO (ver. 3) - bumper sticker
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Modern Gadsden - ShirtOur contemporary interpretation of the Gadsden flag artwork. Yellow shirt with black art. Art on front. Available in adult sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
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Modern Gadsden - bumper sticker 1
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Obama is a Marxist - bumper sticker 1
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Obama is a Marxist - full color shirtAvailable in many shirt colors. Art on front. Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes
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My Favorite Marxist - full color shirtParody of semi-popular 1960's TV series My Favorite Martian. We think this shirt still works on so many levels even if you're too young to remember the show Available on 12 shirt colors. Art on front. Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes
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My Favorite Marxist - bumper stickerWho's your favorite Marxist? It should be Barack Hussein Obama. As seen on TV...over and over and over again
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Please Dispose of Socialism Properly.White only. Art on front. Available in adult sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
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Dispose of Socialism Properly - bumper sticker 1
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Dispose of Socialism Properly - bumper sticker 2
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Dispose of Obama (Logo Only)- shirtWear this t-shirt until the Obama administration is relegated to the trash heap of history.
Wear this t-shirt after January 2012 to show you helped put it there.
Available in many shirt colors. Art on front. Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes
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Blagojevich "GUILTY" ShirtWhite only. Art on front. Available in adult sizes
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What comes after trillion?Black only. Art on front. Available in adult sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
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What comes after trillion? - bumper sticker
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Canada tested, Castro Approved
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Repeal the bill - bumper sticker
- size; approx. 11.5" x 2.5"
- weatherproof vinyl
- available with magnetic backing.
| $1.99 (Shipping included) | [Add to Cart] |
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Obamacare is Shovel Ready - bumper sticker
- size; approx. 7.5" x 3.75"
- weatherproof vinyl
- available with magnetic backing.
| $3.50 (Shipping included) | [Add to Cart] |
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Live Free../Don't Tread.. - bumper sticker
Two great quotes that go great together.
- size; approx. 10.25" x 2.25"
- weatherproof vinyl
- available with magnetic backing.
| $2.99 (Shipping included) | [Add to Cart] |
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Freedom Restoration Zone - bumper sticker
- size; approx. 8.4" x 3.6"
- weatherproof vinyl
- available with magnetic backing.
| $3.50 (Shipping included) | [Add to Cart] |
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Our Shovels are Ready! (burying Obama logo)
- bumper sticker
- size; approx. 8.4" x 3.6"
- weatherproof vinyl
- available with magnetic backing.
| $3.50 (Shipping included) | [Add to Cart] |
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On a Clear Day... - bumper sticker
- size; approx. 7.75" x 2.75"
- weatherproof vinyl
- available with magnetic backing.
| $1.99 (Shipping included) | [Add to Cart] |
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Distressed Obama Logo - bumper sticker
- size; approx. 5.5" x 4.25"
- weatherproof vinyl
- available with magnetic backing.
| $2.99 (Shipping included) | [Add to Cart] |
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Pesky Constitution w/sweating Obama logo
- bumper sticker
- size; approx. 11" x 3.5"
- weatherproof vinyl
- available with magnetic backing.
| $3.50 (Shipping included) | [Add to Cart] |
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Please Work Harder to Feed My Kids
This plea says it all about government handouts.
Black only. Art on front.
Available in adult sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
- Genuine silk-screened artwork
- 6 - ounce 100% cotton high quality T-Shirt
- Shoulder to shoulder taping
- Coverseamed neck
- Double-needle stitched sleeves & hem
| sizes; S, M, L, XL: | $16.99 + shipping | [Add to Cart] |
| sizes; 2XL, 3XL: | $17.99 + shipping | [Add to Cart] |
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Please Work Harder to Feed My Kids
- bumper sticker
- size; approx. 11" x 2.5"
- weatherproof vinyl
- available with magnetic backing.
| $3.50 (Shipping included) | [Add to Cart] |
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...getting there is half the fun! - bumper sticker
- size; approx. 9.2" x 2.5"
- weatherproof vinyl
- available with magnetic backing.
| $3.50 (Shipping included) | [Add to Cart] |
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Stick Head in Sand or Fight Socialism
Black only. Art on front.
Available in adult sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
- 6 - ounce 100% cotton high quality T-Shirt
- Shoulder to shoulder taping
- Coverseamed neck
- Double-needle stitched sleeves & hem
- Artwork is screened on
| sizes; S, M, L, XL: | $20.99 + shipping | [Add to Cart] |
| sizes; 2XL, 3XL: | $23.99 + shipping | [Add to Cart] |
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Stick Head in Sand or Fight Socialism
- bumper sticker
- size; approx. 7.5" x 3.5"
- weatherproof vinyl
- available with magnetic backing.
| $3.50 (Shipping included) | [Add to Cart] |
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Clip
This image of a Ubiquitious die cut item is open to any interpretation. Flat stuff is way cool.
Black only. Art on front.
Available in adult sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
- Genuine silk-screened artwork
- 6 - ounce 100% cotton high quality T-Shirt
- Shoulder to shoulder taping
- Coverseamed neck
- Double-needle stitched sleeves & hem
| sizes; S, M, L, XL: | $16.99 + shipping | [Add to Cart] |
| sizes; 2XL, 3XL: | $17.99 + shipping | [Add to Cart] |
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'45'
Black only. Art on front.
Available in adult sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
- Genuine silk-screened artwork
- 6 - ounce 100% cotton high quality T-Shirt
- Shoulder to shoulder taping
- Coverseamed neck
- Double-needle stitched sleeves & hem
| sizes; S, M, L, XL: | $16.99 + shipping | [Add to Cart] |
| sizes; 2XL, 3XL: | $17.99 + shipping | [Add to Cart] |
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Mystery disk 1
Available on 15+ shirt colors. Art on front.
Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes
- Mens, Womens & Children short sleeved shirts
- Many light and dark colors to choose from
| Prices start at $18.99 for adult sizes + shipping | Browse this product collection |

Meat
Think of it as a subtle anti - PETA shirt.
Available on up to 12 shirt colors. Art on front.
Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes
- Mens, Womens & Children short sleeved shirts
- Sweatshirts & Hoodies in children & adult sizes
- Aprons, coasters & mugs etc.
| Prices start at $16.40 for adult sizes + shipping | Browse this product collection |
Stop the Genocide
Available on 12 shirt colors. Art on front.
Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes
- Mens, Womens & Children short & long sleeved shirts
- Hoodies and sweatshirts
- Aprons, Mugs, etc.
| Prices start at $16.40 for adult sizes + shipping | Browse this product collection |
Dare to...
Spoof nonsensical conglomerate of call to action words used by cause-niks. Looks like you care at first glance. Dare to wear this shirt!
Available on 14 shirt colors. Art on front.
Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes
- Mens, Womens & Children short & long sleeved shirts
- sweatshirts & Hoodies
- Mugs & Aprons
| Prices start at $16.40 for adult sizes + shipping | Browse this product collection |
Not a Suspect - bumper sticker
- size; approx. 7.6" x 3.5"
- weatherproof vinyl
- available with magnetic backing.
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I still Break Dance... - bumper sticker
Are you sure you don't mean Micheal?
- size; approx. 8.5" x 2"
- weatherproof vinyl
- available with magnetic backing.
| $2.50 (Shipping included) | [Add to Cart] |
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Mail cash.
This is an updated version of 'Run with Scissors'. The basic message; Throw caution to the wind.
Black only. Art on front.
Available in adult sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
- Genuine silk-screened artwork
- 6 - ounce 100% cotton high quality T-Shirt
- Shoulder to shoulder taping
- Coverseamed neck
- Double-needle stitched sleeves & hem
| sizes; S, M, L, XL: | $16.99 + shipping | [Add to Cart] |
| sizes; 2XL, 3XL: | $17.99 + shipping | [Add to Cart] |
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QJet
Flat stuff is way cool, especially if it's pre-multi port fuel injected flat stuff.
Black only. Art on front.
Available in adult sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
- Genuine silk-screened artwork
- 6 - ounce 100% cotton high quality T-Shirt
- Shoulder to shoulder taping
- Coverseamed neck
- Double-needle stitched sleeves & hem
| sizes; S, M, L, XL: | $16.99 + shipping | [Add to Cart] |
| sizes; 2XL, 3XL: | $17.99 + shipping | [Add to Cart] |
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THM400
If you know what this is (and even if you don't) you're in the right place. Now, if I could only find that check ball I dropped on the floor.
Black only. Art on front.
Available in adult sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
- Genuine silk-screened artwork
- 6 - ounce 100% cotton high quality T-Shirt
- Shoulder to shoulder taping
- Coverseamed neck
- Double-needle stitched sleeves & hem
| sizes; S, M, L, XL: | $16.99 + shipping | [Add to Cart] |
| sizes; 2XL, 3XL: | $17.99 + shipping | [Add to Cart] |
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57 Chevy
Black only. Art on front.
Available in adult sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
- 6 - ounce 100% cotton high quality T-Shirt
- Shoulder to shoulder taping
- Coverseamed neck
- Double-needle stitched sleeves & hem
- Artwork is screened on
| Prices start at $22.85 for adult sizes + shipping | Browse this product collection |

Barracuda
Black only. Art on front.
Available in adult sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
- Genuine 2- color silk-screened artwork
- 6 - ounce 100% cotton high quality T-Shirt
- Shoulder to shoulder taping
- Coverseamed neck
- Double-needle stitched sleeves & hem
| sizes; S, M, L, XL: | $18.99 + shipping | [Add to Cart] |
| sizes; 2XL, 3XL: | $20.99 + shipping | [Add to Cart] |
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Islamic terrorism
Take Back The Language! Call it what it is.
Black only. Art on front.
Available in adult sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
- Genuine silk-screened artwork
- 6 - ounce 100% cotton high quality T-Shirt
- Shoulder to shoulder taping
- Coverseamed neck
- Double-needle stitched sleeves & hem
| sizes; S, M, L, XL: | $16.99 + shipping | [Add to Cart] |
| sizes; 2XL, 3XL: | $17.99 + shipping | [Add to Cart] |
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Sharia Compliant Vehicle - bumper sticker
Great for wall street executives, employees of Caribou Coffee......
- size; approx. 11.3" x 2.1"
- weatherproof vinyl
- available with magnetic backing.
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Infidel
Black only. Art on front.
Available in adult sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
- Genuine silk-screened artwork
- 6 - ounce 100% cotton high quality T-Shirt
- Shoulder to shoulder taping
- Coverseamed neck
- Double-needle stitched sleeves & hem
| sizes; S, M, L, XL: | $16.99 + shipping | [Add to Cart] |
| sizes; 2XL, 3XL: | $17.99 + shipping | [Add to Cart] |
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Down, Down, USA!
Now you're getting nasty.
Twisted, disturbing, funny and wrong,
all at the same time.
This is a shirt for adults who can deftly
disarm the inevitable critic with a succinct
response that will reassure them of your
good intent. Barring that, have a back-up Plan.
You might want to practice making that warbling
yelling sound those backward buffoons always make.
Are you up to the task?
Black only. Art on front.
Available in adult sizes M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
- Genuine silk-screened artwork
- 6 - ounce 100% cotton high quality T-Shirt
- Shoulder to shoulder taping
- Coverseamed neck
- Double-needle stitched sleeves & hem
| sizes; M, L, XL: | $16.99 + shipping | [Add to Cart] |
| sizes; 2XL, 3XL: | $17.99 + shipping | [Add to Cart] |
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Shiite Happens - shirt
What can you do? Try to keep a Sunni disposition
Who said anything about Allah!?
Available in many colors. Art on front.
Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes
- Men's and Women's short sleeved shirts
- Sweatshirts & 'Hoodies'
- Buttons, Stickers
- Mugs & Caps,
| Prices start at $14.25 for adult sizes + shipping | Browse this product collection |
Absolutely whatever you want printed on as few as 6 bumper stickers!
Send verbage and we can make you 6 or more bumper stickers with whatever message you'd like. Just write your message in the 'Special Instructions field on the 'Shopping Cart' page and leave a contact e-mail address.
Text only, no graphics, all stickers will be identical/one message per order. (exceptions; if you've already placed a custom sticker order with us we can print multiple messages in one order.)
Depending on the length of the message the size of each sticker will be roughly one of the following;7.5"x3.5", 11"x3", 11"x2.5", 8.5"x2"
- Full color can be specified at no extra charge
- weatherproof vinyl
| $30.00 for 6 stickers ($5.00/pc) (Shipping included) | [Add to Cart] |
| $35.00 for 12 stickers ($2.92/pc) (Shipping included) | [Add to Cart] |
| $38.00 for 18 stickers ($2.12/pc) (Shipping included) | [Add to Cart] |
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MAGNETIC backing for any sticker
Your choice of sticker(s) will be equipped with a magnetic backing
This allows quick and easy removal, repositioning or application to
another vehicle. Simply click the "Add Magnetic feature..." link below to add it to your cart
Then follow the instructions to specify the quantity and which stickers in your
order you would like with the magnetic backing.
This backing is similar in thickness to the removable signage for
commercial vehicles, not that wimpy thin stuff. It is thin enough to look as
though the sticker is permanent and flush mounted but thick enough to hold at speeds
well over the legal limit.
Please Note - Stickers are sold separately. It's easiest to put the stickers in
your shopping cart first and then add the magnetic backing.
- any size
- weatherproof strong magnetic backing
| $3.00 per sticker (Shipping included) | [Add Magnetic feature to one or more stickers] |
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Discounts for quantity orders
Contact
hugecarbonfootprint@frostmychaps.com for discount pricing on orders of 20 or more of the same item.
Your satisfaction is guaranteed.
If within 39 days, 4hrs, 16 minutes and
32 seconds of placing your order and upon recieving the merchandise you are not satisfied, just
e-mail hugecarbonfootprint@frostmychaps.com
with an explanation of the problem, AND, include a
description of the merchandise you are returning. frostmychaps.com will e-mail
you with the super super secret return address. You will recieve a full refund of your original
payment or other corrective measures will be taken to ensure your satisfaction.
WHAT WE DO -
Quality t-shirts and bumper stickers with a variety of themes. Currently specializing in 'conservativewear' or
'conservativeware' - Perfect for tea party events or any time you want to display your patriotism or love for the
Constitution and capitalism We have anti-Obama anti-liberalism anti-statist items to help you fight socialism or
Marxism from your own 'backyard'. We've designed the first and only My Favorite
Marxist shirt as well as a very nice modern Gadsden -Don't tread on me shirt. We also feature other themed items
like t-shirts for the automotive enthusiast or 'Gearhead'. We also have many items that have broad appeal and are
bereft of any controversy and some with obtuse humor or 'Pop Art'.
Our products can be humorous, thought provoking, confusing, inappropriate, ambiguous, shocking, ironic, silly, profound, facetious,
politically incorrect and some may take a certain level of fortitude to display in public.
Due to logistical and legal problems with accepting small game, domestic livestock, Cuban cigars, human organs and exotic
gelatin desserts, we no longer barter in exchange for our products. Instead, we accept PayPal, Mastercard,
Visa, Discover and American Express.
WHAT WE DON'T DO -
Bad design, scatological humor, drop shadows, unintelligible or illegible text, sexual
innuendo or anything that could be considered 'blue',(ofcourse this rule does not apply if you choose
"Absolutely whatever you want printed on as few as 6 bumper stickers!") and, you can rest assured
the print vendors we use are 100% UNION FREE for the items shipped directly from this site. I can't speak
for the print on demand affiliates we use like Zazzle.com and printfection.com.
Having said that, we reserve the right to offend any and all people at our sole discretion,
as, last we checked it was still legal.










