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Gadsden - shirt

Modern Gadsden - Shirt

Our contemporary interpretation of the Gadsden flag artwork.

Yellow shirt with black art. Art on front.

Available in adult sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

  • 6 - ounce 100% cotton high quality T-Shirt
  • Shoulder to shoulder taping
  • Coverseamed neck
  • Double-needle stitched sleeves & hem
  • Artwork is screened on
sizes; S, M, L, XL: $16.99 + shipping [Add to Cart]
sizes; 2XL, 3XL: $17.99 + shipping [Add to Cart]
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Modern Gadsden - sticker

Modern Gadsden - bumper sticker 1

Small - Approx. 3.5" x 3.5": 2 for $3.00 (Shipping incl.) [Add to Cart]
Medium - Approx. 3.8" x 3.8": $2.50 (Shipping included) [Add to Cart]
Large - Approx. 5.7" x 5.7": $3.75 (Shipping included) [Add to Cart]
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Obama is a Marxist - sticker

Obama is a Marxist - bumper sticker 1

Small - Approx. 2.25" x 3.5": $3.00 (Shipping included) [Add to Cart]
Medium - Approx. 3.5" x 4.5": $3.75 (Shipping included) [Add to Cart]
Large - Approx. 4.5" x 7.5": $5.00 (Shipping included) [Add to Cart]
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Clip - shirt

Obama is a Marxist - full color shirt

Available on 20 shirt colors. Art on front.

Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes

  • Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
  • Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
  • Coasters
  • Aprons
  • Mugs
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Clip - shirt

My Favorite Marxist - full color shirt

Parody of semi-popular 1960's TV series My Favorite Martian. We think this shirt still works on so many levels even if you're too young to remember the show

Available on 12 shirt colors. Art on front.

Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes

  • Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
  • Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
  • Coasters
  • Aprons
  • Mugs
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My Favorite Marxist ver.2 - sticker

My Favorite Marxist - bumper sticker

Who's your favorite Marxist? It should be Barack Hussein Obama. As seen on TV...over and over and over again

Small - Approx. 2.5" x 4.2": $3.50 (Shipping included) [Add to Cart]
Medium - Approx. 3.25" x 5.5": $4.50 (Shipping included) [Add to Cart]
Large - Approx. 5.25" x 8.5": $5.75 (Shipping included) [Add to Cart]
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Please Dispose of Socialism Properly - shirt

Please Dispose of Socialism Properly.

White only. Art on front.

Available in adult sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

  • 6 - ounce 100% cotton high quality T-Shirt
  • Shoulder to shoulder taping
  • Coverseamed neck
  • Double-needle stitched sleeves & hem
  • Artwork is screened on
sizes; S, M, L, XL: $16.99 + shipping [Add to Cart]
sizes; 2XL, 3XL: $17.99 + shipping [Add to Cart]
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dispose properly - sticker

Dispose of Socialism Properly - bumper sticker 1

$2.99 (Shipping included) [Add to Cart]
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Please dispose of socialism Properly - sticker 2

Dispose of Socialism Properly - bumper sticker 2

$3.50 (Shipping included) [Add to Cart]
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After Trillion Shirt

What comes after trillion?

Black only. Art on front.

Available in adult sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

  • 6 - ounce 100% cotton high quality T-Shirt
  • Shoulder to shoulder taping
  • Coverseamed neck
  • Double-needle stitched sleeves & hem
  • Artwork is screened on
sizes; S, M, L, XL: $16.99 + shipping [Add to Cart]
sizes; 2XL, 3XL: $17.99 + shipping [Add to Cart]
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After Trillion Sticker

What comes after trillion? - bumper sticker

$2.99 (Shipping included) [Add to Cart]
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On a Clear Day... - sticker

Canada tested, Castro Approved
- bumper sticker

Available in Scrubs Blue or Scrubs Green

  • size; approx. 11.4" x 3"
  • weatherproof vinyl
  • Specify color in order cart
  • available with magnetic backing.
$2.99 (Shipping included) [Add to Cart]
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On a Clear Day... - sticker

Repeal the bill - bumper sticker

  • size; approx. 11.5" x 2.5"
  • weatherproof vinyl
  • available with magnetic backing.
$1.99 (Shipping included) [Add to Cart]
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Obamacare is Shovel Ready Sticker

Obamacare is Shovel Ready - bumper sticker

  • size; approx. 7.5" x 3.75"
  • weatherproof vinyl
  • available with magnetic backing.
$3.50 (Shipping included) [Add to Cart]
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Live Free/Don't Tread - sticker

 
Live Free../Don't Tread.. - bumper sticker

Two great quotes that go great together.

  • size; approx. 10.25" x 2.25"
  • weatherproof vinyl
  • available with magnetic backing.
$2.99 (Shipping included) [Add to Cart]
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Our Shovels are Ready - sticker

Freedom Restoration Zone - bumper sticker

$3.50 (Shipping included) [Add to Cart]
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Our Shovels are Ready

Our Shovels are Ready! (burying Obama logo)
- bumper sticker

$3.50 (Shipping included) [Add to Cart]
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On a Clear Day... - sticker

On a Clear Day... - bumper sticker

  • size; approx. 7.75" x 2.75"
  • weatherproof vinyl
  • available with magnetic backing.
$1.99 (Shipping included) [Add to Cart]
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Distressed Obama Logo - sticker

Distressed Obama Logo - bumper sticker

  • size; approx. 5.5" x 4.25"
  • weatherproof vinyl
  • available with magnetic backing.
$2.99 (Shipping included) [Add to Cart]
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Pesky Const sweating Obama logo - sticker

Pesky Constitution w/sweating Obama logo
- bumper sticker

$3.50 (Shipping included) [Add to Cart]
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Union NO! Shirt

Union NO - full color shirt

Available in mutiple shirt colors. Art on front.

Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes

  • Shirts, Short & long sleeved etc.
  • Sweatshirts and hooded sweatshirts
  • Coasters
  • Mugs
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Please Work Harder to Feed My Kids - shirt

Please Work Harder to Feed My Kids

This plea says it all about government handouts.

Black only. Art on front.

Available in adult sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

  • 6 - ounce 100% cotton high quality T-Shirt
  • Shoulder to shoulder taping
  • Coverseamed neck
  • Double-needle stitched sleeves & hem
  • Artwork is screened on
sizes; S, M, L, XL: $16.99 + shipping [Add to Cart]
sizes; 2XL, 3XL: $17.99 + shipping [Add to Cart]
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Please Work Harder to Feed My Kids - sticker

Please Work Harder to Feed My Kids
- bumper sticker

$3.50 (Shipping included) [Add to Cart]
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getting there is half the fun - sticker

...getting there is half the fun! - bumper sticker

$3.50 (Shipping included) [Add to Cart]
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Union NO - sticker

Union NO - bumper sticker

What kind of a moron prices his labor out of the market? That's right! Liberal morons and labor union (leader) morons

  • size; approx. 11.3" x 3"
  • weatherproof vinyl
  • available with magnetic backing.
  • For an extra $80 we'll come to your house and change one light bulb
$3.50 (Shipping included) [Add to Cart]
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Union NO (ver. 2)- sticker

Union NO (ver. 2) - bumper sticker

  • size; approx. 5.5" x 4.25"
  • weatherproof vinyl
  • available with magnetic backing.
$2.99 (Shipping included) [Add to Cart]
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Union NO (ver. 3)- sticker

Union NO (ver. 3) - bumper sticker

$3.50 (Shipping included) [Add to Cart]
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Head in sand - shirt

Stick Head in Sand or Fight Socialism

Black only. Art on front.

Available in adult sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

  • 6 - ounce 100% cotton high quality T-Shirt
  • Shoulder to shoulder taping
  • Coverseamed neck
  • Double-needle stitched sleeves & hem
  • Artwork is screened on
sizes; S, M, L, XL: $20.99 + shipping [Add to Cart]
sizes; 2XL, 3XL: $23.99 + shipping [Add to Cart]
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Head in sand

Stick Head in Sand or Fight Socialism
- bumper sticker

$3.50 (Shipping included) [Add to Cart]
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Clip - shirt

Clip

This image of a Ubiquitious die cut item is open to any interpretation. Flat stuff is way cool.

Black only. Art on front.

Available in adult sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

  • 6 - ounce 100% cotton high quality T-Shirt
  • Shoulder to shoulder taping
  • Coverseamed neck
  • Double-needle stitched sleeves & hem
  • Artwork is screened on
sizes; S, M, L, XL: $16.99 + shipping [Add to Cart]
sizes; 2XL, 3XL: $17.99 + shipping [Add to Cart]
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'45' - shirt

'45'

Black only. Art on front.

Available in adult sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

  • 6 - ounce 100% cotton high quality T-Shirt
  • Shoulder to shoulder taping
  • Coverseamed neck
  • Double-needle stitched sleeves & hem
  • Artwork is screened on
sizes; S, M, L, XL: $16.99 + shipping [Add to Cart]
sizes; 2XL, 3XL: $17.99 + shipping [Add to Cart]
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MysteryDisc - shirt

Mystery disk 1

Available on 15+ shirt colors. Art on front.

Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes

  • Mens, Womens & Children short sleeved shirts
  • Many light and dark colors to choose from
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Meat shirt


Meat

Available on up to 12 shirt colors. Art on front.

Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes

  • Mens, Womens & Children short sleeved shirts
  • Sweatshirts & Hoodies in children & adult sizes
  • Aprons, coasters & mugs etc.
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Stop the Genocide - shirt

Stop the Genocide

Available on 12 shirt colors. Art on front.

Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes

  • Mens, Womens & Children short & long sleeved shirts
  • Hoodies and sweatshirts
  • Aprons, Mugs, etc.
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Dare to... - shirt

Dare to...

Spoof nonsensical conglomerate of call to action words used by cause-niks. Looks like you care at first glance. Dare to wear this shirt!

Available on 14 shirt colors. Art on front.

Available on a variety of garments in a full range of sizes

  • Mens, Womens & Children short & long sleeved shirts
  • sweatshirts & Hoodies
  • Mugs & Aprons
The following link takes you to a site affiliated with frostmychaps.com Purchases made there are handled separately from those here Please return to frostmychaps.com to complete any transactions you started here.
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Not a Suspect - sticker

Not a Suspect - bumper sticker

$3.50 (Shipping included) [Add to Cart]
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I still Break Dance...- sticker

I still Break Dance... - bumper sticker

Are you sure you don't mean Micheal?

$2.50 (Shipping included) [Add to Cart]
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Mail cash - shirt

Mail cash.

This is an updated version of 'Run with Scissors'. The basic message; Throw caution to the wind.

Black only. Art on front.

Available in adult sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

  • 6 - ounce 100% cotton high quality T-Shirt
  • Shoulder to shoulder taping
  • Coverseamed neck
  • Double-needle stitched sleeves & hem
  • Artwork is screened on
sizes; S, M, L, XL: $16.99 + shipping [Add to Cart]
sizes; 2XL, 3XL: $17.99 + shipping [Add to Cart]
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QJET - shirt

QJet

Flat stuff is way cool, especially if it's pre-multi port fuel injected flat stuff.

Black only. Art on front.

Available in adult sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

  • 6 - ounce 100% cotton high quality T-Shirt
  • Shoulder to shoulder taping
  • Coverseamed neck
  • Double-needle stitched sleeves & hem
  • Artwork is screened on
sizes; S, M, L, XL: $16.99 + shipping [Add to Cart]
sizes; 2XL, 3XL: $17.99 + shipping [Add to Cart]
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THM400 - shirt

THM400

If you know what this is (and even if you don't) you're in the right place. Now, if I could only find that check ball I dropped on the floor.

Black only. Art on front.

Available in adult sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

  • 6 - ounce 100% cotton high quality T-Shirt
  • Shoulder to shoulder taping
  • Coverseamed neck
  • Double-needle stitched sleeves & hem
  • Artwork is screened on
sizes; S, M, L, XL: $16.99 + shipping [Add to Cart]
sizes; 2XL, 3XL: $17.99 + shipping [Add to Cart]
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English - shirt

57 Chevy

Black only. Art on front.

Available in adult sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

  • 6 - ounce 100% cotton high quality T-Shirt
  • Shoulder to shoulder taping
  • Coverseamed neck
  • Double-needle stitched sleeves & hem
  • Artwork is screened on
sizes; S, M, L, XL: $19.99 + shipping [Add to Cart]
sizes; 2XL, 3XL: $22.50 + shipping [Add to Cart]
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70 Cuda - shirt

Barracuda

Black only. Art on front.

Available in adult sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

  • 6 - ounce 100% cotton high quality T-Shirt
  • Shoulder to shoulder taping
  • Coverseamed neck
  • Double-needle stitched sleeves & hem
  • 2-color artwork is screened on
sizes; S, M, L, XL: $18.99 + shipping [Add to Cart]
sizes; 2XL, 3XL: $20.99 + shipping [Add to Cart]
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Islamic terrorism - shirt

Islamic terrorism

Take Back The Language! Call it what it is.

Black only. Art on front.

Available in adult sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

  • 6 - ounce 100% cotton high quality T-Shirt
  • Shoulder to shoulder taping
  • Coverseamed neck
  • Double-needle stitched sleeves & hem
  • Artwork is screened on
sizes; S, M, L, XL: $16.99 + shipping [Add to Cart]
sizes; 2XL, 3XL: $17.99 + shipping [Add to Cart]
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Sharia Compliant Vehicle - sticker

Sharia Compliant Vehicle - bumper sticker

Great for wall street executives, employees of Caribou Coffee......

  • size; approx. 11.3" x 2.1"
  • weatherproof vinyl
  • available with magnetic backing.
$2.99 (Shipping included) [Add to Cart]
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Infidel - shirt

Infidel

Black only. Art on front.

Available in adult sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

  • 6 - ounce 100% cotton high quality T-Shirt
  • Shoulder to shoulder taping
  • Coverseamed neck
  • Double-needle stitched sleeves & hem
  • Artwork is screened on
sizes; S, M, L, XL: $16.99 + shipping [Add to Cart]
sizes; 2XL, 3XL: $17.99 + shipping [Add to Cart]
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Down Down USA - shirt

Down, Down, USA!

Now you're getting nasty.
This is a shirt for adults who can deftly
disarm the inevitable critic with a succinct
response that will reassure them of your
good intent. Barring that, have a back-up Plan.

Are you up to the task?

Black only. Art on front.

Available in adult sizes M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

  • 6 - ounce 100% cotton high quality T-Shirt
  • Shoulder to shoulder taping
  • Coverseamed neck
  • Double-needle stitched sleeves & hem
  • Artwork is screened on
sizes; M, L, XL: $16.99 + shipping [Add to Cart]
sizes; 2XL, 3XL: $17.99 + shipping [Add to Cart]
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Shiite Happens - shirt

Shiite Happens

What can you do?

White only. Art on front.

Available in adult sizes M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

  • 6 - ounce 100% cotton high quality T-Shirt
  • Shoulder to shoulder taping
  • Coverseamed neck
  • Double-needle stitched sleeves & hem
  • Artwork is screened on
sizes; M, L, XL: $19.99 + shipping [Add to Cart]
sizes; 2XL, 3XL: $22.50 + shipping [Add to Cart]
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Whatever you want on a sticker

Absolutely whatever you want printed on as few as 6 bumper stickers!

Send verbage and we can make you 6 or more bumper stickers with whatever message you'd like. Just write your message in the 'Special Instructions field on the 'Shopping Cart' page and leave a contact e-mail address.

Text only, no graphics, all stickers will be identical/one message per order. (exceptions; if you've already placed a custom sticker order with us we can print multiple messages in one order.)

Depending on the length of the message the size of each sticker will be roughly one of the following;7.5"x3.5", 11"x3", 11"x2.5", 8.5"x2"

  • Full color can be specified at no extra charge
  • weatherproof vinyl
$30.00 for 6 stickers ($5.00/pc) (Shipping included) [Add to Cart]
$35.00 for 12 stickers ($2.92/pc) (Shipping included) [Add to Cart]
$38.00 for 18 stickers ($2.12/pc) (Shipping included) [Add to Cart]
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The Wisdom of Barack Obama
 
 
 
Magnetic Mount Image

MAGNETIC backing for any sticker

Your choice of sticker(s) will be equipped with a magnetic backing This allows quick and easy removal, repositioning or application to another vehicle. Simply click the "Add Magnetic feature..." link below to add it to your cart Then follow the instructions to specify the quantity and which stickers in your order you would like with the magnetic backing.

This backing is similar in thickness to the removable signage for commercial vehicles, not that wimpy thin stuff. It is thin enough to look as though the sticker is permanent and flush mounted but thick enough to hold at speeds well over the legal limit.

Please Note - Stickers are sold separately. It's easiest to put the stickers in your shopping cart first and then add the magnetic backing.

  • any size
  • weatherproof strong magnetic backing
$3.00 per sticker (Shipping included) [Add Magnetic feature to one or more stickers]
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Discounts for quantity orders
Contact hugecarbonfootprint@frostmychaps.com for discount pricing on orders of 20 or more of the same item.

 
 
 
 
 
 

Your satisfaction is guaranteed.
If within 39 days, 4hrs, 16 minutes and 32 seconds of placing your order and upon recieving the merchandise you are not satisfied, just e-mail hugecarbonfootprint@frostmychaps.com with an explanation of the problem, AND, include a description of the merchandise you are returning. frostmychaps.com will e-mail you with the super super secret return address. You will recieve a full refund of your original payment or other corrective measures will be taken to ensure your satisfaction.

frostmychaps.com

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WHAT WE DO - Quality t-shirts and bumper stickers with a variety of themes. Currently specializing in 'conservativewear' or 'conservativeware' - Perfect for tea party events or any time you want to display your patriotism or love for the Constitution and capitalism We have anti-Obama anti-liberalism anti-statist items to help you fight socialism or Marxism from your own 'backyard'. We've designed the first and only My Favorite Marxist shirt as well as a very nice modern Gadsden -Don't tread on me shirt. We also feature other themed items like t-shirts for the automotive enthusiast or 'Gearhead'. We also have many items that have broad appeal and are bereft of any controversy and some with obtuse humor or 'Pop Art'.

Our products can be humorous, thought provoking, confusing, inappropriate, ambiguous, shocking, ironic, silly, profound, facetious, politically incorrect and some may take a certain level of fortitude to display in public.

Due to logistical and legal problems with accepting small game, domestic livestock, Cuban cigars, human organs and exotic gelatin desserts, we no longer barter in exchange for our products. Instead, we accept PayPal, Mastercard, Visa, Discover and American Express.

WHAT WE DON'T DO - Bad design, scatological humor, drop shadows, unintelligible or illegible text, sexual innuendo or anything that could be considered 'blue',(ofcourse this rule does not apply if you choose "Absolutely whatever you want printed on as few as 6 bumper stickers!" and, you can rest assured the print vendors we use are 100% UNION FREE. Having said that, we reserve the right to offend any and all people at our sole discretion, as, last we checked it was still legal.